Tish James Almighty
Issue #510 The Choice Thursday, February 22, 2024
Once upon a time, when New York Attorney General Letitia “Tish” James first announced her decision to scale Mount TRUMP, and bring him down to accountability for being the inherently, unrepentantly, brazenly and arrogantly corrupt and white-privileged thug that he is, the oddsmakers were definitely not winking in her favor. After all, Tish was just some Black woman with a law degree and a fancy title, whereas TRUMP is TRUMP.
There is TRUMP TOWER. There is a TRUMP casino, or at least there used to be. There used to be TRUMP STEAKS and now there are TRUMP Sneakers, for crying out loud. TRUMP has golf courses dontcha know.
Here a TRUMP, there a TRUMP, everywhere a TRUMP TRUMP.
It’s a TRUMPITY TRUMP WORLD and we’re only livin’ in it, pal.
TRUMP USED TO BE PRESIDENT! OF THE UNITED STATES! FOR REAL! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
But who ever heard of a Tish steak? You ever been to Tish University? You ever tried to have your Vice President hung at a rally in broad daylight in front of hundreds of cheering bloodthirsty onlookers gathered in front of the United States Capitol because you told them to be there?
C’mawwwwwwwwnnnn! F’get about it! TRUMP AIN’T SCAREDA NO GIRL! HE GRABS ‘EM BY THE…
We interrupt this rant to bring you the following somewhat dated but still you’re-never-gonna-believe-this kinda news:
Tish James has grabbed Donald Trump by the p——y.
Oh yes she did, girlfriend. ‘Cause Tish the one got balls, y’all.
See, there was then, and then there’s now. Back then, when she announced she was going after TRUMP, New York Attorney General James was just the New York Attorney General. Today? After she hit that boy last week with a $354 million fraud settlement ($454 million and counting if you add interest, which you kinda have to because TISH SAID SO)
You may now call her TISH THE ALMIGHTY HALLOWED BE THY SISTER’S NAME.
And that other guy? Him? I dunno. Call him trump. Or whatever you wanna call him. Maybe the first man ever to have been grabbed by the p——-y.
Because Tish did in real life what so many of us were afraid of even dreaming about once upon a time because he was TRUMP. Wanna know what that was?
She bitch-slapped him.
And that was after she did that other thing.
How the hell he gonna be President again when homeboy can’t even afford a glass of water?
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