Don't be smart if you know what's good for you
A docile, stupid electorate is the best chance Republicans have
Issue #282 OpEd March 20, 2023
The biggest threat to a Republican America is an intelligent American. And how do you erase that threat? By disrupting the means of production, of course.
Stop producing intelligent Americans, for crying out loud.
In other words, the best way to make America red is for the rabid reds to succeed in doing everything possible to make sure America produces as few intelligent, informed, and intellectually curious people as possible. And how do you do that?
Well, a good first step would be to control all the educational institutions, right? Make sure that all teachers at all grade levels - including college-level instructors - only teach from the approved Ron DeSantis Little Red Teaching Book. All obedient instructors will be rewarded - or at least allowed to keep their jobs and given an extra Ronnie Cracker at bedtime. Ronnie Crackers help the lies to digest better.
As for all those who choose to be disobedient and teach the filthy truth? To our children?
Yeah, well. There are a lotta swamps in Florida. Lotta hungry alligators.
Wouldn’t you rather have a cracker?
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