Beware the Gerruh...

We are Gerruh. We are twins. Do you like our tongue?

Special Edition June 22, 2023

So as we count down toward the official launch of the Mayonnaise Murders Trilogy, which again will be on Friday, July 21, from 7-9 p.m. at our favorite bookstore, Book Suey, in Hamtramck at 10345 Joseph Campau, I thought it might be fun to introduce you to some of the lead characters in the story.

Today I want to introduce you to the Gerruh, who are probably the most dangerous contract killers you've ever met. But they're also quirky and live by a very strange code of ethics. As the section I'm about to read you will make plain, the Gerruh have been feared by all from the moment they existed.

Also, if you want to read a couple of stand-alone stories featuring the Gerruh, The Gerruh and The Gerruh Part II, can be found in the two most recent issues of The Detroit Stories Quarterly, Volumes 11 and 12, at detroitstoriesquarterly@gmail.com. You can also get yourself a copy at Book Suey if you're in the Detroit area.

Meanwhile, check out the video below if you wanna learn a bit more about the Gerruh. It might look like just a button to push and nothing else. But push the button and watch what happens.

Go ahead. Pushhhhh…